shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
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So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
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When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.