drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
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says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
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I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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