I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
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I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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