Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
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I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
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I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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