Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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