You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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