yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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