just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I queefed so loud it echoed.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
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It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
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God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
You are the jesus of drinking
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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