Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
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he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
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Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
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