I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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