The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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