You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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