In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
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u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
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SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Panties = found
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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