..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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