You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
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No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
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I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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