so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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