Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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