Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
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Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
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Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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