Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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