the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
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So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
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Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
You are a genius and a whore.
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