I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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