hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
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sick fucks of a feather flock together
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
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I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
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