dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
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I used to practice getting hit by cars.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
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Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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