Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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