I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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