He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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