Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
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I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
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I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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