I'm gonna have a badass scar
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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