Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
