one word: firstdatebathroomanal
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
