There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
Randomize
