Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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