You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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