yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!