yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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