You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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