ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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