I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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