everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
where does the pee come out of this thing
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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