you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
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Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
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You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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