If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
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I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
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Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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