you're like a bully in the Christmas story
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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