the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Non-Jews are for practice
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
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Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
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Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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