ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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