i don't plan on having that self control this summer
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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