Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
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Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
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I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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