Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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