i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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