i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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