So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
do nipples grow back?
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