so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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