so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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