Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Randomize