I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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