I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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