Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
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I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
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btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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