yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
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he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
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I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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