This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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